beautifully-broken-xx:

Drinking lots of water is all fun & games until you have to pee every 10 minutes

(via vod-a)

coldafternoon:

you ever walk past a girl whose perfume smells so good you feel like you finally understand all those old cartoons where boys would fall to their knees when a girl so much as walked by them

(via least-virginy-virgin-ever-deact)

hipster:

I no longer force things. what flows flows, what crashes, crashes. I only have space and energy for things that are meant for me.

(via teenagerposts)

weaponsforchildren:

luna-nymph:

sonoanthony:

babysoftgorl:

*sucks on ur fingers in public*

*lifts your skirt and fucks you in public since u think this is a fucking game*

😈

Correct answer

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

(via kaylahadlington)

jodiesfoster:

a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me

(via prideoverpain)

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

(via weaponsforchildren-deactivated2)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

(via hauntmysleeplessmind)